❧ Björn Jeffery

clientsfromhell:

Client: “Can I have the illustrations that we commissioned?”

Me: “No problem, I’ll burn you a disk.”

Client: “No, I want the actual illustrations.”

Me: “But they were digitally created, they don’t exist other than on a computer. If you’re wanting them to frame I can get them printed out on some nice paper for you.”

Client: “No, I want the originals.”

Me: “But the originals were drawn on a computer. They don’t exist on paper.”

Client: “So why did they cost so much then?”

Me: “Sorry, I don’t know how to answer that.”